Hotel The Oyster Smack (Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom)

The inn is located on a main road in the middle of the village. The Waterfront is not far away, and you will easily be able to walk to several of the small local shops and scenic spots. The inn is also conveniently located for touring around Essex by car

Many guests stated that their rooms were clean and spacious, offering plenty of room to spread out and unpack for longer stays. Several guests also said that the bathrooms were quite clean and well maintained. So, you aren't likely to find any mould, mildew, or leaky plumbing in the bathrooms.

Guests consistently say that the food at the Oyster Smack Inn is delicious, especially the seafood. You can expect the inn to live up to its name when you sample the oysters and other restaurant fare.

Many guests were upset by the fact that it seems impossible to consistently heat or cool their rooms. There are no heating or air conditioning systems for them to individually control. As a result, you might find the temperature of your room to be uncomfortable.

Although the inn serves a continental breakfast each morning, several guests expressed their disappointment that cooked breakfasts are only served a few days a week. Many guests also expressed their disappointment at having to serve themselves at times during breakfast.

Several guests mentioned that certain rooms don't have traditional windows, only ceiling windows that are impossible to see out or open easily. Guests also commented that the rooms are not soundproof at all. Every little noise can be heard.