Detailed review by BurntMatchstix
BurntMatchstix
Eastbourne, United Kingdom52%
The only good thing was the stunning sea view.
The hair-dryer had failed an electrical test but was still in the room for us to use.
We couldn't close the window (it was wedged open constantly).
The decor was dated, bland and very depressing. Not even any flowers and this was the 'Bridal suite'?!!!
Our double bed was 2 singles pushed together.
The tv had only 4 channels (the 1st one was the radio channel!!!)
In the bathroom, the curtains were filthy as was the soap dish AND there were hairs in the bath and on the floor. The bathrobes were threadbare.
The cocktail bar had Sky Sports on the tv(?!) and the barmaid took TWENTY MINUTES to make us each a mojito (there were no other customers there).
Lastly, they even made a mistake on the bill and STILL wouldn't accept responsibility and kept threatening to make withdrawals from our credit card account.
What a honeymoon experience to look back on...
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